Next morning I’m up with the sparrows again for another
early morning meeting as we run through some of the planning and presentations
for our next IPP… when we’re happy with that. I head up to the room to grab two
suitcases full of my exchange puzzles and find my trusty exchange assistant
already waiting for me in the ball room. We set up 100 wonky towers and get
prepped for the exchange before helping a few others get their wares arranged.
Just after the start of the exchange Ali calls me over for a
quick three-way exchange between himself, me and Steve since they’ve made them
all so we can dispense with some of the formalities… or so he said… turned out
it was a bit of a ruse and they’ve prepared a giant version of my own exchange
and topped-and-tailed it with their exchanges… the sight of this enormous
structure causes me to collapse with laughter that continues until my stomach
literally hurts and I’m crying with laughter.
The rest of the exchange isn’t nearly as painful and I have
a great time seeing old friends and chatting about our respective exchange
puzzles.
I’m thoroughly delighted when one of the Design Competition
puzzles that I really like and am hoping to be able to purchase a copy of the
next day turns out to be an exchange puzzle, so Mike literally gives me a copy!
Brian’s exchange puzzle looks like a miniature version of
the Rialto bridge and he’s challenged us to find a bunch of things inside it
but it looks like there’s literally no place to hides any of these things…
we’re all glad his retirement hasn’t got in the way of him making some superb
new puzzles!
By about lunchtime we’ve complete about 80% of the exchanges
and I head up to the room for a salami and cheese roll that Gill’s left in the
fridge for me… Louis has ordered one of the box lunches and ends up having a
sandwich from his room as well – mini-fridges are very useful at IPPs!
I also end up having a bit of a meeting over lunch and Nick
has to bat away a couple of eager exchangers for a short while before we head
back into the throng for the final 20%... the last few exchanges are pretty
efficient as we start running out of time and the hotel staff need us out of
the room.
There are a bunch of puzzles in the haul that I’m really
looking forward to playing with when I get home. Louis has done an amazing job
as usual, even wrangling a huge DSLR so that we have a set of canned photos of
puzzlers and their exchange puzzles for the souvenir book – thanks Louis – I
wouldn’t be able to do these exchanges without you, mate!
I haul the haul up to the room for the obligatory
puzzles-on-the-bed shot and it looks well-impressive…
I need to have a few conversations around the hotel and
don’t manage to get to Sándor and Hiren’s presentation, but I do manage to make
it to the origami workshop where an Italian master teaches us to make an
interesting assembly supported by a translator.
There’s a bit of time between the workshop and the buses to
the golf club for the banquet, so I grab a shower and feel much better for it…
we meet in the lobby after the first round of buses has left and we’re treated
to some fizzy water in the bar while those on the first bus are gently roasted
in the afternoon sun at the golf club for their aperitifs.
We take the last bus over to the banquet where there are a
few more drinks and Toby shouts at us on the way into the venue. We’re well
toward the back end of the queue and find ourselves in what feels like the
spillover end of the room – although it very much isn’t as we have plenty of
food stations and when it comes time for the entertainment we get theatre-style
seating front and centre for the magic show.
Gill and a few folks leave a bit earlier and grab a cab back
to the hotel and I take pics of the entertainment, right up until our magician
takes a bit of a spill during his walking on wine sequence and gets a huge
thump on the head in the resulting attempted recovery. (His wife lets us know he’s
fine the next day.) It’s a fun show with some quick-changes and transformations
and an excellent chapeaugraphy bit – I can’t remember when I last saw someone
take on this art… I’m not sure how many others in the audience appreciate the
historical angle of this one.
After the entertainment Marc and I head out to find a bus,
via the espresso machine and manage to find one of the last seats on the first
bus round so we get back to the hotel at a not-unreasonable hour.
I crash… big time.
Next morning I don’t have any meetings so I get to lie in a
bit(!) before grabbing some breakfast and finding the queue for the puzzle
party… there’s a long snake of a queue so I choose to have a chat with Shane
and Rainer who gives me a big old lump of brass when I give him an envelope of
cash… it’s a great start to the puzzle party and I haven’t even gotten into the
queue to get into the room yet…
When the queue evaporates, I wander in and find Doog and
Laura right in the entrance so I have to cast an eye over his table… noticing
that some of his boxes have already been liberated and he has a few of his
collaborations with Radek, including Summer, the newest of the Demonticons. I
decide not to grab one and instead leave them for other more desperate
puzzlers, knowing that Radek will have them in his shop in the next few days
anyway… later on in the day I wind them up when I see they’ve sold out and Doog
is furiously apologetic for not putting one aside for me (when I hadn’t asked
him to!). I think he realises I’m just winding him up, although he does tee up
Radek to hook me up soon afterwards! (Thanks guys! ;-) )

Ethel is running a few silent auctions for some special
puzzles from Laurie’s collection and I place a few bids on them. Most of them
get overtaken but I’m delighted at the end of the party to find that I’ve
acquired another of Laurie’s Trevor Wood puzzles – something a little special
for the horde.
Perry has run a wonderfully orderly process for selling this
year’s baked goods called Tiramistero – I’m one of the lucky ones who manages
to secure a copy and when I roll up at his table one of his sons greets me with
a clipboard and asks if I have a reservation with them… my puzzle arrives and I
hand over another of those envelopes with cash in it… then I’m forced to
partake in some of their wonderful chocolates while I thank Perry for deciding
on this year’s process after the scrummage in Houston. The cake this year is
a(nother) thing of absolute beauty.
I spend some time chatting with Yavuz and pick up a couple
of gorgeous new designs from him before finding a new Endo-san puzzle on the
Torito table so I pick up a couple of copies for Ali and Steve in the hope that
they haven’t already done the same thing. (They haven’t and they’re delighted.)
The Monkeys do a pretty solid trade in both their old and
their new puzzles, with many puzzlers adding a copy of Gary Foshee’s Transparent Lock to their collections.
I join Gill for another sandwich in the room before a bit
more shopping… a couple of boxes of mini Hanayamas and I agree to pay a deposit
for the next IPP, failing general pestilence I’m probably going to be going!
I don’t manage to make it to any of the afternoon lectures
or workshops as I get sucked into making some late changes to a presentation
and working out some of the finer points of some of those presentations during
the evening’s awards dinner. Nick and I get our respective presentations teed
up on the hotel’s laptop and make sure they all run properly before waiting for
the stampede when the doors are opened.
As it turns out there’s a fairly orderly arrival without the
traditional barging in to grab a good table up front. Gill and the gang secure
a table for us about halfway back and I join them. There’s plenty of wine and
water again but I decide it’s too far to trek to the bar for a coke this time.
The food is great and the service is well-different from the
restaurant’s normal standard – we’re delighted. After dinner our host invites
Nick to present the Design Competition awards and he runs through them while I
grab snaps of the designers in the room receiving their awards in person – some
of them are really delighted – Yavuz is delighted to be given a Tom Lensch copy
of his own design for winning an award.
There’s a super fun, pacey presentation from Marc on the
next party and he makes it sound like a brilliant excuse for getting together
with our friends again next year… just in case anyone needed any further
encouragement. Teddy and Iwahiro confirm that that next party after that will
be in Japan and that they’re hoping to hold the party in a slightly cooler
month than our traditional middle-of-the-summer-heat. That seems to be a
popular choice as well!
After that, Nick and Iwahiro present Frans with a thank-you
gift from IPP for his many years of service on the Board – he gets an extended
standing ovation from the entire room before Nick gives him a custom compound
burr from Stephan Baumegger.After the awards our host gets her team up on stage to
receive a team gift and take a shot of something Italian (mine’s a fruit juice,
Italian of course!) – I’m a bit surprised to be included when all I’ve done is
take a few snaps of the dinners, but hey – free puzzles!
After a few more speeches from our host I get to present a
couple of Nob Yoshigahara Awards to George and Oskar for their tremendous
contributions to the puzzling community over the past several decades. When I
get to the podium I’m confused at the sight of a new laptop in situ with a
Whatsapp chat page open and no sign of the hotel’s laptop with my presentation
on it. I decide I’m better off doing without the presentations given the
challenges of getting it all working earlier in the evening. The confetti
cannons ensure that nobody sleeps through my speech and both gents receive a
wonderfully warm round of applause. George is so moved he decides he can’t
summon up a speech, but Oskar manages to conjure up something off the cuff in
the manner of a wonderfully accomplished public speaker – in his second
language!

After the awards I have the pleasure of presenting our host
with a gift that we know she doesn’t already have in her collection as Stephan
describes what he’s done to make her a truly unique host gift… it seems to hit
the spot and she’s visibly moved – great job Stephan!
We have one last round of songs from Luca, our
tenor-for-the-night before the confetti cannons rain down Italian flags on us
for one last time and we start saying our goodbyes – the hardest part of any IPP.
I lose track of Gill and need to grab something from Marc’s
room and I’m surprised to find that Gill isn’t in the room so I head back down
to the ball room where she’s still saying her goodbyes… so we spend a while
longer chatting to folks and making plans to meet again next year.
There’s a heap of packing still to do and we’re well into
Monday before we finally hit the sack…
Next morning sees the final bit of packing before we order a
cab and grab some breakfast.
We check out and our cab arrives a little early so we head
to the station where we find Anna, Rick and Mary-Anne already there so we join
them on the earlier train to Foligno, reducing the risk of missing our
connecting train to Tiburtina… the only real hassle is wrangling the heavy
luggage, but given the contents are largely my fault, I’m in no place to
complain!
We manage to make the platform change at Tiburtina just in
time and get to FCO exactly when we’d hoped to… automobiles and trains
completed, we check in the bags for the flight to Heathrow and brace ourselves
for the trials of the new immigration systems that have just been introduced…
we needn’t have worried as we’re through in less in than 15 minutes and have
plenty of time for a decent lunch and one last gelato before the flight
homeward.
Our bags are a bit slow coming out, but that might just be
because we quite literally raced through immigration. The drive home is super
smooth and we collect the dogs and settle in for a reasonably early night in
our own bed after another great IPP with our friends from all around the world…